I’M SERIOUS!

1. Because you’ll meet new people: Because you'll meet new people:

2. And make friendships that will last a lifetime: And make friendships that will last a lifetime:

3. And you’ll try new things:23 Reasons Why Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Ever

4. Too complicated Let me break it down for you: Too complicated Let me break it down for you:

23 Reasons Why Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Ever

5. Get it yet Get it yet

23 Reasons Why Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Ever

6. Things may get weird: Things may get weird:

7. But just celebrate the weirdness: But just celebrate the weirdness:

8. Because today the haters won’t get you down: Because today the haters won't get you down:

Just roll your eyes at them: Just roll your eyes at them:

And leave them in the dust:23 Reasons Why Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Ever

9. You’ll take center stage: You'll take center stage:

23 Reasons Why Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Ever

23 Reasons Why Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Ever

10. And Facebook won’t think you’re a knee: And Facebook won't think you're a knee:

11. A man named “Tooty” will not hit on you: A man named

12. And you’ll help those that need you the most: And you'll help those that need you the most:

13. And solve your problems that need solving: And solve your problems that need solving:

14. And you’ll accomplish your dreams: And you'll accomplish your dreams:

15. And this WILL NOT happen to you: And this WILL NOT happen to you:

Or this: Or this:

Or this:23 Reasons Why Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Ever

Definitely not this: Definitely not this:

And especially not this:23 Reasons Why Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Ever

16. So be open-minded: So be open-minded:

17. Not close-minded: Not close-minded:

And this will NEVER EVER HAPPEN again: And this will NEVER EVER HAPPEN again:

18. So suit up: So suit up:

19. Get on board: Get on board:

20. Picture a still-fat Jonah Hill: Picture a still-fat Jonah Hill:

21. Be glad that you had cereal for breakfast instead: Be glad that you had cereal for breakfast instead:

22. Smile: Smile:

23. And look at this picture of a dog getting hit in the crotch with a tennis ball: And look at this picture of a dog getting hit in the crotch with a tennis ball:

Now say it with me: TODAY WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER!