It’s science.
1. Sunglasses are always more expensive with writing in the corner: Sunglasses are always more expensive with writing in the corner:

2. The main difference between cats and dogs is this: The main difference between cats and dogs is this:

3. This will happen every time, no matter how well you know the song: This will happen every time, no matter how well you know the song:

4. This: This:

5. Your signature will always look like this: Your signature will always look like this:

6. Haircuts always go like this: Haircuts always go like this:

7. This: This:

8. Sadly, this: Sadly, this:

9. This: This:

10. Fedoras are always a mistake: Fedoras are always a mistake:

11. Some bread is useless: Some bread is useless:

12. School busses make no sense: School busses make no sense:

13. You should never accept friend requests from anyone with this name: You should never accept friend requests from anyone with this name:

14. This will make you cry everytime: This will make you cry everytime:

15. And this flinch everytime:27 Indisputable Facts That Everyone Knows Are True

16. Everyone feels this way when bowling: Everyone feels this way when bowling:

17. Gary Busey should never, ever pole dance: Gary Busey should never, ever pole dance:

18. This happens every birthday: This happens every birthday:

19. The maximum amount of swag a person can have is 41: The maximum amount of swag a person can have is 41:

20. This ruins whatever you just bought: This ruins whatever you just bought:

21. Snakes are imaginary: Snakes are imaginary:

22. This: This:

23. Nutella always make sense: Nutella always make sense:

24. But desks never do: But desks never do:

25. This is still literally the worst thing that can happen to a person: This is still literally the worst thing that can happen to a person:

26. Grocery shopping is only for the strong: Grocery shopping is only for the strong:

27. And there is nothing better than a pug going down a slide: And there is nothing better than a pug going down a slide:

NOTHING.