Things could be way worse.
Via: facebook.com 2. This is not your room.
Via: tastys 3. You will never have to learn this lesson the hard way.
Via: fantasticmisterfox 4. You didn’t just…
Via: cybergata spill milk all over your goddamn self.
Via: cybergata 5. Never again.
Via: snoozebuttongeneration.com 6. Also never again:
7. You will never know what it’s like to get your head stuck in a clothes hanger.
Via: twitpic.com 8. You do not eat up to 2 pounds of rock a day.
Via: aloneiswhereidliketobeleft 9. Therefore you will never look like this:
10. You didn’t just fuck up a game of Jenga.
Source: ejacutastic ?/? via: bunnyfood 11. You will never be a Kardashian.
Via: weheartit.com 12. You will never read this book.
13. You do not have a Korn tramp stamp.
Via: theclearlydope 14. Or a giant tattoo of Adam Duritz on your back.
Via: theclearlydope 15. No one will ever force you to dress up in a stupid duck costume.
Via: jmonster666 16. Your first kiss wasn’t broadcasted on national television.
17. You will never be on Judge Judy for throwing a pinecone at someone.
Via: theiceaged 18. You will never see this many raccoons together at once.
Via: khou.com 19. You will never protest a fish fry.
Via: ratsoff 20. You are not the random little brother left out of your older brothers’ extremely successful boyband.
Sorry, Bonus Jonas.
Via: listas.20minutos.es 21. You’ve never been photographed breaking a swing.
Via: moseisleywelcomingcommittee 22. You know Beyonce and Jay-Z are married, so this will never happen to you.
Via: lookatmarcus 23. You also know how to spell ambiance.
24. You will never get Polio.
25. Your best friend is not a tuba.
Via: whatafuckinfamilypicture 26. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:
Via: tyleroakley 27. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:
Via: tyleroakley 28. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:
Via: tyleroakley 29. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:
Via: tyleroakley 30. You are not this old lady posing in THE OCEAN with her clothes on:
Via: tyleroakley 31. This is also not you:
Via: memewhore 32. Not you:
33. Not you:
Via: theclearlydope 34. Not you:
Via: robotindisguise 35. Not you:
Via: bradofarrell 36. Not you:
37. Not you:
38. Lastly, be grateful that someone didn’t take an extremely unflattering picture of you sleeping and post it all over the internet.