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Via: tastys 3. You will never have to learn this lesson the hard way. 
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Via: cybergata spill milk all over your goddamn self. 
Via: cybergata 5. Never again. 
Via: snoozebuttongeneration.com 6. Also never again: 
7. You will never know what it’s like to get your head stuck in a clothes hanger. 
Via: twitpic.com 8. You do not eat up to 2 pounds of rock a day. 
Via: aloneiswhereidliketobeleft 9. Therefore you will never look like this: 
10. You didn’t just fuck up a game of Jenga. 
Source: ejacutastic ?/? via: bunnyfood 11. You will never be a Kardashian.
Via: weheartit.com 12. You will never read this book. 
13. You do not have a Korn tramp stamp. 
Via: theclearlydope 14. Or a giant tattoo of Adam Duritz on your back. 
Via: theclearlydope 15. No one will ever force you to dress up in a stupid duck costume. 
Via: jmonster666 16. Your first kiss wasn’t broadcasted on national television.
17. You will never be on Judge Judy for throwing a pinecone at someone. 
Via: theiceaged 18. You will never see this many raccoons together at once. 
Via: khou.com 19. You will never protest a fish fry. 
Via: ratsoff 20. You are not the random little brother left out of your older brothers’ extremely successful boyband. 
Sorry, Bonus Jonas.
Via: listas.20minutos.es 21. You’ve never been photographed breaking a swing.
Via: moseisleywelcomingcommittee 22. You know Beyonce and Jay-Z are married, so this will never happen to you. 
Via: lookatmarcus 23. You also know how to spell ambiance. 
24. You will never get Polio. 
25. Your best friend is not a tuba. 
Via: whatafuckinfamilypicture 26. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on: 
Via: tyleroakley 27. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on: 
Via: tyleroakley 28. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:
Via: tyleroakley 29. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on: 
Via: tyleroakley 30. You are not this old lady posing in THE OCEAN with her clothes on: 
Via: tyleroakley 31. This is also not you: 
Via: memewhore 32. Not you:
33. Not you: 
Via: theclearlydope 34. Not you: 
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37. Not you: 
38. Lastly, be grateful that someone didn’t take an extremely unflattering picture of you sleeping and post it all over the internet. 
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