Things could be way worse.
Via: facebook.com 2. This is not your room. This is not your room.

Via: tastys 3. You will never have to learn this lesson the hard way. You will never have to learn this lesson the hard way.

Via: fantasticmisterfox 4. You didn’t just… You didn't just...

Via: cybergata spill milk all over your goddamn self. spill milk all over your goddamn self.

Via: cybergata 5. Never again. Never again.

Via: snoozebuttongeneration.com 6. Also never again: Also never again:

7. You will never know what it’s like to get your head stuck in a clothes hanger. You will never know what it's like to get your head stuck in a clothes hanger.

Via: twitpic.com 8. You do not eat up to 2 pounds of rock a day. You do not eat up to 2 pounds of rock a day.

Via: aloneiswhereidliketobeleft 9. Therefore you will never look like this: Therefore you will never look like this:

10. You didn’t just fuck up a game of Jenga. You didn't just fuck up a game of Jenga.

Source: ejacutastic ?/? via: bunnyfood 11. You will never be a Kardashian.

Via: weheartit.com 12. You will never read this book. You will never read this book.

13. You do not have a Korn tramp stamp. You do not have a Korn tramp stamp.

Via: theclearlydope 14. Or a giant tattoo of Adam Duritz on your back. Or a giant tattoo of Adam Duritz on your back.

Via: theclearlydope 15. No one will ever force you to dress up in a stupid duck costume. No one will ever force you to dress up in a stupid duck costume.

Via: jmonster666 16. Your first kiss wasn’t broadcasted on national television.38 Reasons Why You Should Feel Better About Yourself

17. You will never be on Judge Judy for throwing a pinecone at someone. You will never be on Judge Judy for throwing a pinecone at someone.

Via: theiceaged 18. You will never see this many raccoons together at once. You will never see this many raccoons together at once.

Via: khou.com 19. You will never protest a fish fry. You will never protest a fish fry.

Via: ratsoff 20. You are not the random little brother left out of your older brothers’ extremely successful boyband. You are not the random little brother left out of your older brothers' extremely successful boyband.

Sorry, Bonus Jonas.

Via: listas.20minutos.es 21. You’ve never been photographed breaking a swing.

Via: moseisleywelcomingcommittee 22. You know Beyonce and Jay-Z are married, so this will never happen to you. You know Beyonce and Jay-Z are married, so this will never happen to you.

Via: lookatmarcus 23. You also know how to spell ambiance. You also know how to spell ambiance.

24. You will never get Polio. You will never get Polio.

25. Your best friend is not a tuba. Your best friend is not a tuba.

Via: whatafuckinfamilypicture 26. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on: You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:

Via: tyleroakley 27. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on: You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:

Via: tyleroakley 28. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:

Via: tyleroakley 29. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on: You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:

Via: tyleroakley 30. You are not this old lady posing in THE OCEAN with her clothes on: You are not this old lady posing in THE OCEAN with her clothes on:

Via: tyleroakley 31. This is also not you: This is also not you:

Via: memewhore 32. Not you:

33. Not you: Not you:

Via: theclearlydope 34. Not you: Not you:

Via: robotindisguise 35. Not you: Not you:

Via: bradofarrell 36. Not you: Not you:

37. Not you: Not you:

38. Lastly, be grateful that someone didn’t take an extremely unflattering picture of you sleeping and post it all over the internet. Lastly, be grateful that someone didn't take an extremely unflattering picture of you sleeping and post it all over the internet.

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