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The bad news: Dead mites are spilling their junk onto your face. But this new discovery may lead to more treatments. Science!
Cold sweats Soaring blood pressure You must be tangling with the GP's receptionist | UPDATED: 23:53 GMT, 30 August 2012 GPs' receptionists: They are frequently jobsworths – or worse, gorgons (posed by model) There are many organisations I dread phoning.
Go Team JB! Celebrities and sports stars show their support for brave 29-year-old battling extremely rare heart cancerJo Bryant, 29, has a cardiac sarcoma heart tumour and was told by doctors that it was terminal and she would not 'be growing old' After the diagnosis Jo's friends formed Team JB – famous faces offering support include Cheryl Cole, Jonny Wilkinson and Prince Harry In February, doctors gave Jo 6-12 months to live, but she decided to have further gruelling chemotherapy – her tumours are shown to have shrunk Jo: 'I will never give up and that is my promise to all my friends and family' | UPDATED: 09:04 GMT, 9 July 2012 Determined: Jo Bryant, 29, from Horncastle in Lincolnshire has a cardiac sarcoma heart tumour When keen sportswoman Jo Bryant began collapsing during short runs on the hockey pitch she knew there was something deeply wrong with her body.
“You don”t mess with your grandmother”: Princes William and Harry sit down for a rare interview about the Queen with Katie Couric
How I learned to love the She Wolf: Simpson's actor Harry Shearer reveals the secrets of coping with 'his wife's severe depression' | UPDATED: 11:22 GMT, 29 April 2012 Some of the world’s most famous comics have harboured a melancholic streak, from Peter Sellers to Tony Hancock.
Thousands of smokers to get blood test on NHS that predicts lung cancer up to FIVE YEARS before symptoms appear | UPDATED: 11:10 GMT, 23 March 2012 Risk factor: 85% of lung cancer patients are smokers A life-saving blood test that predicts lung cancer up to five years before symptoms emerge is to be trialled on thousands of smokers by the NHS.