Broken Britons: How average person suffers 9,672 ailments in a lifetime

Broken Britons: How average person suffers 9,672 ailments in a lifetime We suffer 11 headaches and six tummy bugs every year | UPDATED: 08:17 GMT, 23 May 2012 If you are a bit of a hypochondriac it's best to look away now – new research has revealed the average Briton suffers 9,672 ailments and injuries in their lifetime.