Claiming to be Jesus Detention! Getting hit in the face by a paper airplane Detention! Calling a teacher a muggle Detention! America”s weirdest troublemakers revealed

While everyone gets in trouble at school at least once, some take it to a whole new level.

This hilarious collection of school detention slips captures the reasons – some absolutely shocking, others just plain mindless – why some thoughtless students were kicked out of class.

Whether a student”s hair resembled “a boner” and consequently provoked teasing, or they were a victim of “a paper spear” and “hit in the face,” the scanned collection offers a slew of reasons teachers couldn”t rush troublemakers out of the classroom fast enough.

But be warned – some of these ridiculous offences provoked several days of punishment, proving silly jokes and teasing can definitely add up.

Unacceptable appearance: A girl claiming to be the reborn Jesus Christ disrupted class prompting her immediate removal by the teacher who will remain anonymous

Unacceptable appearance: A girl claiming to be the reborn Jesus Christ disrupted class prompting her immediate removal by the teacher who will remain anonymous

Inappropriate hair: A student teasing another student about their hair appearing to have

Inappropriate hair: A student teasing another student about their hair appearing to have “a boner” prompted one student”s detention

Victimized: A high school student who volunteered to be the target of a paper spear ended up victim of detention as well

Victimized: A high school student who volunteered to be the target of a paper spear ended up victim of detention as well

Bottle plane: A 10th grader was sentenced to detention after allegedly flying his juice bottle around like an airplane

Bottle plane: A 10th grader was sentenced to detention after allegedly flying his juice bottle around like an airplane

Manners: A teacher who accused a student of flatulence, at the stentorian or outright booming level, received a note home and homework assignment

Manners: A teacher who accused a student of flatulence, at the stentorian or outright booming level, received a note home and homework assignment

Shockingly inappropriate: A male student who expressed wanting milk from another girl

Shockingly inappropriate: A male student who expressed wanting milk from another girl”s breasts received a notice home and loss of recess

Victory: A student and most likely former Sega Genesis gamer refused to stop yelling a botched victory phrase from the game Zero Wing popular in 2001

Victory: A student and most likely former Sega Genesis gamer refused to stop yelling a botched victory phrase from the game Zero Wing popular in 2001

Hammer of Justice: An apparent World of Warcraft video game user punched a boy in the mouth after yelling this method of attack

Hammer of Justice: An apparent World of Warcraft video game user punched a boy in the mouth after yelling this method of attack

Name calling: While not exactly slander, a teacher disciplined a student for calling them a

Name calling: While not exactly slander, a teacher disciplined a student for calling them a “muggle,” a term from the Harry Potter series that describes someone not able to perform magic

Role playing: A student pretending to be superman before his class earned him not only a detention but a shocking reduction in

Role playing: A student pretending to be superman before his class earned him not only a detention but a shocking reduction in “character points”

Expression: A student who stood up in guitar class was punished for asking the others to show him their

Too expressive: A student who stood up in guitar class was punished for asking the others to show him their “booty hole”

Crude sketch: Penis drawings don

Crude sketch: Penis drawings don”t belong on the whiteboard, according to one teacher