Claiming to be Jesus Detention! Getting hit in the face by a paper airplane Detention! Calling a teacher a muggle Detention! America”s weirdest troublemakers revealed
While everyone gets in trouble at school at least once, some take it to a whole new level.
This hilarious collection of school detention slips captures the reasons – some absolutely shocking, others just plain mindless – why some thoughtless students were kicked out of class.
Whether a student”s hair resembled “a boner” and consequently provoked teasing, or they were a victim of “a paper spear” and “hit in the face,” the scanned collection offers a slew of reasons teachers couldn”t rush troublemakers out of the classroom fast enough.
But be warned – some of these ridiculous offences provoked several days of punishment, proving silly jokes and teasing can definitely add up.
Unacceptable appearance: A girl claiming to be the reborn Jesus Christ disrupted class prompting her immediate removal by the teacher who will remain anonymous
Inappropriate hair: A student teasing another student about their hair appearing to have “a boner” prompted one student”s detention
Victimized: A high school student who volunteered to be the target of a paper spear ended up victim of detention as well
Bottle plane: A 10th grader was sentenced to detention after allegedly flying his juice bottle around like an airplane
Manners: A teacher who accused a student of flatulence, at the stentorian or outright booming level, received a note home and homework assignment
Shockingly inappropriate: A male student who expressed wanting milk from another girl”s breasts received a notice home and loss of recess
Victory: A student and most likely former Sega Genesis gamer refused to stop yelling a botched victory phrase from the game Zero Wing popular in 2001
Hammer of Justice: An apparent World of Warcraft video game user punched a boy in the mouth after yelling this method of attack
Name calling: While not exactly slander, a teacher disciplined a student for calling them a “muggle,” a term from the Harry Potter series that describes someone not able to perform magic
Role playing: A student pretending to be superman before his class earned him not only a detention but a shocking reduction in “character points”
Too expressive: A student who stood up in guitar class was punished for asking the others to show him their “booty hole”
Crude sketch: Penis drawings don”t belong on the whiteboard, according to one teacher