What’s hard water? It’s ice… my Mummy’s a pole dancer and heartless giraffes: Teachers reveal funniest exam answers EVER

For years, the ‘Kung Fu’ gland somehow escaped the attention of endocrinologists.

But one student has clearly found it… according to his hilarious answer to a biology exam question (complete with surreal sketch).

And what about the meaning of the term ‘hermaphrodite’. That would, apparently, be ‘Lady Gaga’.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Funnyexam.com – a website crammed with astonishingly bad answers given by students in both the UK and US.