“Screw the gym! I’m getting pregnant tonight!”: Hysterical text message fails sent with love and laughter (and she meant Pringles)

“Screw the gym! I”m getting pregnant tonight!”: Hysterical text message fails sent with love but met with laughter (and she meant Pringles).Today”s iPhone users must suffer through what must be known as unintentional absurdity.

New smart pill tells patients when the next dose is due

On sale, smart pill with 'edible microchip' that tells you and your doctor when the next dose is dueA patch on the skin will pick up a signal once tablet is swallowed and relay this to a smart phone The system will be offered to patients taking medication for heart conditions and diabetes Smart pills that tell patients and their doctors if medication is being taken properly are to go on sale in Britain. Patients take their drugs along with an extra tablet embedded with a tiny edible sensor which sends back information to a receiver in the form of a patch worn on the shoulder or arm. This tracks when the drugs were taken and the dose, as well as monitoring heart rate and body temperature.

Helius intelligent medicine: High Street pharmacy offers pills with edible microchips to help doctors monitor patients" health

Medicine of the future arrives on High Street as pharmacy offers pills with edible microchips to help doctors monitor patients' health An edible microchip will be included with each group of a patient's pills A patch on the skin will pick up a signal once it's swallowed and relay this to a smart phone The system will be offered to patients taking medication for heart conditions and diabetes 'Intelligent' pills that will help patients and their doctors to keep track of their medication regimes, are to go on sale in the UK. Lloyds Pharmacy has signed a deal with the U.S company Proteus Biomedical to sell medication tagged with edible sensors that are the size of a grain of sand.

Edible smart pills will help patients keep track of their drug regime

Edible smart pills will help patients keep track of what drugs they take. But will patients swallow 'intelligent medicine' An edible sensor will be included with each group of a patient's pills They will transmit a unique electrical signal when they reach the stomach that can be picked up by a sensor patch on the skin The system will be offered to patients taking medication for heart conditions and diabetes 'Intelligent' pills that will help patients and their doctors to keep track of their medication regimes, are to go on sale in the UK.